his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
this will be a night to untag.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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