piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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