i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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