So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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