Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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