i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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