if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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