You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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