i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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