is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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