Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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