Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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