If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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