But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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