I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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