508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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