I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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