Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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