Christians are straight up FREAKS
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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