I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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