is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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