We should be called the Road Head Warriors
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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