Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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