Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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