i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
God, I missed his penis.
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