she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Randomize
