D3 body, D1 cock
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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