My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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