I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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