THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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