It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
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