He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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