Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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