Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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