I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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