Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
The adults are the big ones right?
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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