So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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