Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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