Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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