I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
What a dumb baby whore.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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