doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
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