That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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