new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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