so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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