I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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