so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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