Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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