i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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