i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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