Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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